I'm Sorry, But

I don’t know what to say.

I will not snore loudly.

I will listen, not talk.

I will not leave the toilet seat up.

I will say that dress looks good on you.

You will come home to a hot-cooked dinner.

I will listen to your opinions of me.

I will listen to your opinions of my friends.

I will turn off ESPN.

I will turn on Maurie.

I will give you those backrubs you love.

I will love you.