The EPIC Throwdown

The throw down of the universe had begun.
Punches came from the left, kicks from the right.
He delivered a big shot that knocked his opponent over,
A hit so powerful it would break your legs.
His arms split and shattered like glass from the super kick,
Then he looked up and thought he saw the light.

Not backing away, he called his opponent a "light weight".
He threw punches as if shot from a cannon.
Down his rival went, black rings around his eyes.
The man feared that his head would break,
And he wanted to set his rival right.

He said, "Let's go. Right now."
His opponent knew it was going down.
"Not before I break your legs!" he retaliated.
"Nope! You're going out like a light!" he replied.
He had one more shot to prove himself.
"This here uppercut will blow you away!"

But that uppercut did not blow him away,
Nor did a single strike break his legs.
"Perhaps a super kick will set you straight," his foe said.
"Whatev. Hit me with your best shot!" screamed the man.